QOTD
"What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?"
- @AbbyCWL@ohai.social
Enjoy this video of ducks changing their minds pic.twitter.com/8zbiI3nJMF
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) November 27, 2022
Father of the Year pic.twitter.com/LdnGxW4KC6
— Madeyousmile (@Thund3rB0lt) November 23, 2022
Happy Thanksgiving! ???????? pic.twitter.com/5ZskvIhY8L
— Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) November 24, 2022
Storm Warning
America Is A Gun
England is a cup of tea.
France, a wheel of ripened brie.
Greece, a short, squat olive tree.
America is a gun.
Brazil is football on the sand.
Argentina, Maradona's hand.
Germany, an oompah band.
America is a gun.
Holland is a wooden shoe.
Hungary, a goulash stew.
Australia, a kangaroo.
America is a gun.
Japan is a thermal spring.
Scotland is a highland fling.
Oh, better to be anything
than America as a gun.
Brian Bilston
Winter
Winter is coming... pic.twitter.com/QaMAUJgQP2
— Figen (@TheFigen_) November 20, 2022
No Words Necessary
Nothing to see here...
— Jessi ?? (@its_jessi_grace) November 20, 2022
Just a baby emu, playing with a ball ??????
?? SOUND UP! pic.twitter.com/v8hwYQnQZ1
Small Kindnesses
Thanks, Aim!
@palinode, a new scarf tying method has just landed. https://t.co/BfL6JaSxOf
— Schmutzie ?? @schmutzie@mastodon.social (@schmutzie) October 20, 2022
if you don't talk to your dog like this, what are you doing ?
— theworldofdog (@theworldofdog) November 17, 2022
(jukin media) pic.twitter.com/17d1X6dc2E
— Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) November 17, 2022
QOTD
"I've wondered why it took us so long to catch on. We saw it and yet we didn't see it. Or
rather we were trained not to see it. Conned, perhaps, into thinking that the real action
was metropolitan and all this was just boring hinterland. It was a puzzling thing. The
truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth,'' and so it goes
away. Puzzling."
- Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
Here’s ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER to teach you the Alphabet. pic.twitter.com/dVmmVpdT9I
— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) November 15, 2022
Found on Twitter
?? Who did this? ?? pic.twitter.com/IgH6ZA2IST
— FEISTY?? (@crzyfkinworld) November 12, 2022
Tweet of the Day
OMG this is so damn funny... pic.twitter.com/OyTD34XT2x
— Tales & Typos (@kathrynresister) November 12, 2022
I got it...?????? pic.twitter.com/J49Xux5js3
— ??o?g? (@Yoda4ever) November 12, 2022
Old movie stars dance to…
— James Leighton (@JamesL1927) November 9, 2022
…UPTOWN FUNK.
Cr: Nerd Fest Uk pic.twitter.com/8XO9QBkON8
Tweet of the Day
when my therapist asks how i’ve been the last two weeks pic.twitter.com/LFaFugVqUO
— kim (@KimmyMonte) October 19, 2022
A quick lesson then a solo from ‘Mr Drums’ - BUDDY RICH. ?? pic.twitter.com/3LTQcwJStl
— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) November 4, 2022
A Story
Long ago, when the rocks were young and the winds were new,
the Nightingale, Peacock, and Falcon gathered together
to decide which one was best.
“Let us sing a beautiful song,” the Nightingale said, and surprise,
surprise, the Nightingale won.
“Let us flaunt our beautiful feathers,” the Peacock said, and surprise,
surprise, the Peacock won.
“Let us fly, as fast as we can,” the Falcon said, and surprise, surprise,
the Falcon won.
“So, which of you is best?” the weary Owl sighed, and no one could tell
him who.
Periods of snow. Risk of freezing rain early this afternoon. Wind northeast 30 km/h gusting to 50.
Temperature steady near minus 3. Wind chill near minus 10.
Just massive kudos for the person who created this Halloween squirrel feeder pic.twitter.com/urlKXsR5ot
— Ben Phillips (@benphillips76) October 31, 2022
