For today ...
“Wanna hear a joke?”
— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) May 30, 2023
The late great BOB EINSTEIN got a tad bored at a 2010 Curb Q&A and pulled this out.
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Olive and Mabel
Drum Battle - Dave Grohl vs. Animal
The time in 1995 when PETER O’TOOLE entered Letterman on a Camel, bearing beer. pic.twitter.com/TlDhi8rw0g
— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) May 29, 2023
Kandiss Taylor explaining how the Earth is flat pic.twitter.com/CByWpLX0ZU
— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) May 25, 2023
Buskers
Dear Sir,
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) May 21, 2023
We are very impressed by your approach to problem solving and would like to formally offer you the position of Branch Manager.
??: TikTok user oscar_paris2019 pic.twitter.com/Z94AEjTGy0
This is so old, but it will never not make me laugh! ???? pic.twitter.com/xDILKpjJNE
— Jessi ?? (@its_jessi_grace) May 19, 2023
QOTD
“The point is, you’re going to die. You’ll probably die a painful death, like most of us
do. You’ll wither, you’ll wrinkle—if you’re lucky!—or you get hit by a fucking train. It’s
not gonna be good. And you might have love in your life, but the reflection of love is
despair. And that’s it. There’s no way it’s not gonna be that. Every once in a while you
get your head above the water and you can look around if you’re lucky. But mostly, it’s
terrible. But that’s great. ’Cause it’s amazing. That’s how I feel.”
— Dave Matthews
Do you know where your children are?
???????? Omg this is fabulous!
— Jen ?????????????????????? (@liliefleur) May 18, 2023
‘It’s 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?’ Remember it like yesterday. ?? pic.twitter.com/SBRMG2d4Rf
QOTD
"The private, for-profit healthcare sector is designed to deny care. Its first duty is to its
shareholders, not its patients, and every dollar spent on care is a dollar not available for
dividends."
- Cory Doctorow
Grammar
Palate cleanser: grammar occasion. pic.twitter.com/ClWk37lkNa
— Aritha van Herk (@validmavericity) May 14, 2023
There’s this guy on TikTok who does nursery rhymes in the style of his favourite bands and the production standards are insane. This Mumford and Sons style rendition of You Are My Sunshine is genuinely as good as a song they would release pic.twitter.com/dAEALZD86k
— Tom Knowles (@tkbeynon) May 11, 2023
Grandma Sandy
I’ve watched this so many times and I can’t stop laughing. There are so many moments that crack me up. Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/MkQx6pLVUI
— ChrisTopher (@va_cc11) May 11, 2023
i haven't watched the good doctor but this clip is unintentionally hilarious pic.twitter.com/jQCCaqDun4
— strAubrey ?? (@shawalliam) May 9, 2023
Scrabble
Actual FBI video
QOTD
“When I turned 40, I invited Johnny Cash to my party, even though I knew there was
gonna be 200 people roasting a pig and wild as can be. He didn’t come, but the next day,
I got a bowl of chili he’d made and a note that said, ‘John, I’d love to come to your party,
but that would mean I would have to leave my house.’”
- John Prine
