| minitruck mullet: Thought to be extinct in 1994, the
minitruck mullet is a rare sighting indeed, usually too wily to be
caught on camera. The minitruck mullet has only the bottom part of
his hairline on the base of his/her neck long. The preferred attire
of this species is Oakley Razorblade sunglasses, a turtleneck shirt
with a gold cross and chain (hanging proudly), accompanied by
tight-fitting Guess? jeans. The vehicle owned by the minitruck mullet
almost always has a lame slogan airbrushed on the tailgate ("U Snooz,
U Looz," "Teal Dream" etc.) and a "No Fear", "Fear This", or Calvin
Pissing sticker.
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